Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Bad Blurb? I Can Help

You've written your opus. It's fabulous! Your editor says it's great, your beta readers rave, everyone loves it.

And you can't write a blurb for it to save your life.

Don't feel bad! Blurb-writing is one of the suckiest parts of being an independent. It's really hard to write blurbs for yourself. (Ask me how I know.)

That's why I'm here. I can help.

What I can do for you:
  • Make your blurb better.
  • Give you feedback to help make your next blurb better even without me.
What I can't do for you:
  • Edit your book. Contact my buddy Annetta "Netta the Eddita" Ribken. She'll do a bang-up job for you.
  • Read your book and come up with a blurb from scratch. You have to give me your best run at a blurb. There are blurb writers who will do that for you, but I guarantee they cost way more than I do.
  • Guarantee better book sales. If I could guarantee that, I'd be a rich woman right now.
I would like to feature the before-and-after blurbs for your book on this site if you'll let me, along with a link to your book on Amazon, of course!

I charge $25 per blurb.  Click the "buy now" button to get started.

By hiring me, you agree that you do not expect any additional traffic or sales as a result of my work. In return, I agree that you own the words we work on together.